Friday, August 21, 2020

The Sam Survey

The Sam Survey I am RIDICULOUSLY hosed this week (three exams, a problem set, a lab report, a t-shirt design, a poster design, a UROP proposal, an EMS elections meeting, an overnight shift, a trip to New York, another exam..), but I havent posted at all in March, and if I stopped posted entirely while I was hosed it really doesnt look like Id put up my next entry to until about a few weeks after I graduate. Also, I made fun of Ben for not posting since, oh, I dunno, before Snively posted his first entry. His first entry, might I add, of like eight billion. Snively is totally making me look bad. The only thing that makes it worse is that I have two entries on hold that I really want to write, but cant, because Im only allowing myself a ten minute study break before I have to go back to reading six chapters for my first exam on Tuesday. So, therell be an entry responding to your questions from last entry, and the Burton 1 Cribs entry about the different rooms on Burton 1 soon, I promise. Because Ben did it last summer, and because my blog bio is essentially the same one I wrote in my first entry as a blogger, I recently decided to write a new blog bio. Not only that, but I decided to write a survey. It would be mind-blowing, I decided. It would have all those questions you always wondered but never wanted to ask, like my favorite kind of chocolate bite-sized candy or my favorite Guitar Hero. It would totally win all of Bens surveys. However, I ran into a wall while trying to write it, and so I requested help from Sam, whose mind is a creative vesicle of survey questions just waiting to be tapped. And so I tapped that. His mind, I mean. Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you: The Sam Survey. (Questions written with help from Sam) Name: Jess Major: 9 (Brain and Cognitive Science) Year at MIT: 2010 Residence: Burton-Conner (Burton 1) Previous Residences: San Francisco, Next House (3rd East), Burton 2 Extracurricular Activities: MIT-EMS, MedLinks, ESG (5.12 TA), Dance Troupe, and UROPing in the Gabrieli lab Favorite class taken freshman spring: 5.12 (Organic Chemistry I) Favorite Thai restaurant in Cambridge: Pepper Sky Favorite animal: Dinosaur Favorite chocolate bite-sized candy: Toss up between peanut mms and peanut butter mms Favorite Guitar Hero: Guitar Hero II Favorite kind of eggs: Omelettes, scrambled (either with pepper or cheddar cheese), hard boiled, over easy, in that order Record for number of grapes held in mouth at one time: 21 (they were big grapes) Favorite flavor of gummy bear: Green, closely followed by red Favorite fabric softener: Bounce (not to be confused with the Gwyneth Paltrow movie) Favorite Arcade Fire lyric: If you want something, dont ask for nothing! If you want nothing, dont ask for something! -Neighborhood #2 (Laika) Favorite member of Penn Teller: Teller Favorite German word: Schmetterling Favorite state quarter: Toss up between Oklahoma and Wisconsin Most recent grocery list: Cheese (feta, parmesan), tortillas, salad, vegetable broth, bread, leeks, basil, Go-Gurt, instant ramen, microwaveable curry Favorite combination of colors for argyle: Light blue, brown, grey Favorite line of the T: The caves of the green line always makes me feel like Im at Disneyland Song used as the opening credits of your movie: The Shinss cover of We Will Become Silhouettes Favorite accountant from The Office: Kevin Favorite kind of kick: Roundhouse Favorite piece of EMT terminology: Spontaneous pneumothorax, or sucking chest wound Best Scrabble word: SQUEEZE Favorite pencil: Papermate Sharpwriter. They look like real pencils, but theyre mechanical. They make me feel like Im staying true to my roots High score on Helicopter: 1433 Favorite building: 46 Favorite palindrome: Go hang a salami, Im a lasagna hog Favorite non-Beaver athletic mascot: UCSC Banana Slugs Favorite Burger King commercial: This one Anticipated method of death: In a breakdancing contest. That turns into a riot. Sam What have YOU always wanted to ask? Comment your questions in. (By the way, I probably wont change my blog bio. I kind of like the old one. Sorry, Sam!)

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